...about The Wu Tang Clang

The Wu Tang Clang are a group of rap musicians and bees (see Cypress Hill), who style themselves after a Chinese takeaway. They are noted for being very numerous. The Wu, as they are known, are famously modest, even going so far as to claim that “Wu Tang Clang ain’t nothing but fuckwits”. Famous members of the Wu Tang include The Rozzer, The Geezer and Dirty Old Man, who recently passed away after falling into a swimming pool of his own vomit. They have made several records, and appeared in Snoop Dogg’s porn film Enter The Wu Tang.