Cockneys are a race of mythical subterrainean creatures encountered by time travellers and parties of adventurers. They live in caves, where they build huge forges. Cockneys are known for their strange habits of being chipper and loving a duck. On the battlefield they are feared for their brutal fighting style, in particular a manouvre called the Knees Up. The cockneys are ruled by a creature called Boboskins the Guvna, also known as the Pearly King. On assuming the throne, Boboskins took the title of Henry the Eighth, he did.
- Extract from famous Cockney film - The Silence of the Whelks
"Do wot, random murders? Nah, Clarice old gel, you can do better than that! Six pearly kings, farnd dead in the same manor? Two killed goin darn the Strand, three in the sound of Bow Bells and one stuffed darn the back of the old Joanna. It's a pattern, innit? He's using 'em to make himself a pair of cor blimey trousers!"
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