Sunday 30 December 2007

...about Prohibition

Flashbulbs go off, etc.

"Mr Ness! Mr Ness! Howard Poole, Chicago Tribune! Fifteen bootleggers in one week! Could you tell our readers the secret of your remarkable success? What is it that powers you incredible crusade against crime?"

"Ah, fuggof. Is... is.... is all a bi' tricky ri now. 'S'all a blur. I gorra gun, right? Yeah... you startin? You want some? Probition - tha's bad. Tha's a bad thing. No! Good thing! Drink is bad. Wrong. Tha's why me an, anna Unt - Unt - Unterbubbles gotta get rid of it all. Get rid of alla drink inna world. Jus' give it to me. Hey, good looking! Ooh, I feel funny."

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