Saturday 29 December 2007

...about Lies about Bees

Ignore Toby's last statement, his lies have riled me greatly!
We in fact know many things about Bees:
  • Bees DON'T like lemonade!
  • Bees love to dance
  • Bees can detect bombs and drugs and are used in modern detectors, when they smell explosives or drugs they stick their tongues out. It's not know whether this is in disgust or anticipation
  • Our friend Dave knows more about Bees than us, possibly more than any man, and almost certainly more than is strictly speaking safe!
  • Bees scare elephants, just for japes!
  • Bees are known to sting people by charging excessive amounts for their honey
  • We know more than this about Bees but I'm going to get some lunch now so I'm not writing anymore

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